January 2012
258 posts
December 2011
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When your teachers extends a due date
Why Being A Girl Isn't Working Out For Me:
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Torso: CONTRACT!
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
Blow Me, If U May: If a Man Wants You By Salma... →
erotic-fixation:
If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve
then heck no, you can’t “be friends.”
A friend wouldn’t mistreat a friend.
Don’t settle. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is.
Don’t stay because you think “it will get better.” You’ll be mad…
10 reasons I love God.
mizzr3d:
He gave me an undeserved life.
He has always loved me and always will.
Whenever i need Him, He is always there.
He gave His one and only son so i could live.
He gives me food, water, and shelter.
He made me special in a sea of people.
He gave me free will.
He made a beautiful world.
His forgiveness amazes me.
And last, He knows what is best for me.
That moment in class when you suddenly understand...
http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
Wearing new shoes for the first time
What I feel like:
What I actually look like:
http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
its funny, whenever someone likes me and i dont like them back i tend to avoid them and hope that they catch the hint instead of telling them to their face. i dont know if its a good thing or a bad thing.
i believe in love
Love is patient, love is kind, love does not envy, love does not boast, it is not proud. It does not dishonor others, it is not self seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil, but rejoice with truth. Love always protects, love always trusts, love always hopes, love always perseveres. God is love.
its always the people who you DON’T want to like you that do. i wish the people i didnt like would just leave me alone and stop making me feel uncomfortable. i’m not attracted to you, honestly if i think about having sex with you my stomach turns & i want to throw up. i just want to remain good friends. i don’t think your cute , i dont find you attractive. nothing. you...
